ARR (pre-revenue, post-dignity)
Y COMBINATOR REJECTSEST. 2014
KISS MY PISS.
Disrupting the urinal,
one stream at a time.
01 / PRODUCT DEMO
OUR PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY
It's literally
just this GIF.
Years of R&D. Millions in imaginary funding. One perfectly compressed cultural artifact. Please do not right-click.
YoY stream velocity
guy who actually said it
02 / THE PROBLEM
BIG TECH
IGNORED THIS.
While the incumbents chased AI, cloud, and “shareholder value,” nobody asked the only question that matters: what if a URL could simply tell you to kiss its piss?
Urinals are boring
Porcelain has had zero meaningful innovation since 1882. Embarrassing.
SaaS is exhausting
Every app wants $29/month. This website wants nothing and does less.
The GIF was homeless
A culturally significant asset deserved a domain, a strategy, and a burn rate.
03 / INVESTOR MATERIALS
THE DECK
NOBODY ASKED FOR.
Six slides. Zero due diligence. Absolutely no appendix.
01TAM
$8.4B
Total Addressable Mischief
02MOAT
444×250
Competitors cannot copy these exact pixels without right-clicking.
03GTM
WORD OF MOUTH
One confused group chat at a time.
04ROADMAP
Q4: FLUSH
Q1: pivot to AI. Q2: pivot back after investors stop looking.
05TEAM
1 DOMAIN
0 employees. 0 meetings. Infinite runway.
06THE ASK
$69
Plus a warm intro to literally anybody at TechCrunch.
04 / THE THESIS
THE FUTURE IS
STREAMING.
We're not saying this domain will change the world. We're saying it already changed your next 30 seconds.
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